FoxRun’s Ready, Aim, Fire
October 24th, 2015 –
Gunner is basically the coolest dog to grace the planet Earth. He is just over a year old and he has 5 points already. Since he was 8 weeks old he has made trips to the local high school to be an awesome dog. In his free time he likes to deliver slobbery toys to his people and take trips to the local bagelry. He always orders a plain bagel, not toasted, with no cream cheese. Gunner is gigantic- one of three fat babies that his mother gave birth to, there was no shortage of quality milk for the boy. He loves to take all 70 pounds of himself and launch it onto your bed, especially if you are sleeping. If you still don’t acknowledge his presence he will roll all over you until you wake up. Because he is a golden he loves paper, particularly toilet paper- although he ate a bible once and surprisingly didn’t burst into flames. One day, if Gunner passes all of his clearances he will become machine Gunner and have many handsome and beautiful children. Gunner has joined Facebook! Stay up to date on his everyday life here and also be sure to check out his hashtag on both Instagram and Facebook: #foxrunsreadyaimfire.